December 2011
129 posts
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“Even though the world is ending in 2012 I’m pretty sure it will still be a...”
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“Hey, people who wait in long lines at stores, you can buy stuff online now.”
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“Looking for a personal motivational speaker to come live with me.”
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
128 notes
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Dec 27th
10,100 notes
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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“It’s impossible to please everyone, so just aim to offend them all instead”
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“Think breaking a mirror is bad luck? Try breaking a condom.”
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
161 notes
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Dec 22nd
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Found on Yahoo Answers. Woman asks question. “I have a friend who I think is a male chauvinist pig, he keeps asking me to make him a sandwich, what is a good comeback?  Best voted answer: “Ya better come back with a phacking sammy woman!”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
3,832 notes
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
15 notes
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“One of my goals in life, is to never drop my phone in the toilet.”
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
212 notes
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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“This has been a shit year for my fantasy dictator team.”
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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